{"id":43767,"date":"2017-06-19T08:30:57","date_gmt":"2017-06-19T11:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/colinahomolog.com.br\/dev\/just-real-moms\/?p=43767"},"modified":"2017-06-21T07:23:49","modified_gmt":"2017-06-21T10:23:49","slug":"super-bat-mae-maravilha-por-patricia-chaccur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/colinahomolog.com.br\/dev\/just-real-moms\/super-bat-mae-maravilha-por-patricia-chaccur\/","title":{"rendered":"Super-Bat-M\u00e3e-Maravilha &#8211; por Patr\u00edcia Chaccur"},"content":{"rendered":"<button class=\"simplefavorite-button preset\" data-postid=\"43767\" data-siteid=\"1\" data-groupid=\"1\" data-favoritecount=\"0\" style=\"box-shadow:none;-webkit-box-shadow:none;-moz-box-shadow:none;background-color:#68ccb4;border-color:#68ccb4;color:#ffffff;\"><i class=\"sf-icon-favorite\" style=\"\"><\/i>Favorite<\/button><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ol\u00e1!<\/p>\n<p>No post de hoje, mais um texto maravilhoso da nossa colunista Patr\u00edcia Chaccur! Tenho certeza de que voc\u00eas se identificar\u00e3o!<\/p>\n<p>Mil Bjss<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-43327\" src=\"https:\/\/colinahomolog.com.br\/dev\/just-real-moms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/patricia-chaccur.jpg\" alt=\"patricia chaccur\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/colinahomolog.com.br\/dev\/just-real-moms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/patricia-chaccur.jpg 660w, https:\/\/colinahomolog.com.br\/dev\/just-real-moms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/patricia-chaccur-400x400.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e3o 6:09 da manh\u00e3 de s\u00e1bado e voc\u00ea recebe essa mensagem do seu filho, no primeiro dia em que ele saiu de casa com um celular para poder se comunicar se tiver algum problema.<\/p>\n<p>Est\u00e1 numa festa do pijama. Tem 9 anos. Ficaram brincando at\u00e9 1:30 da manh\u00e3. \u00c0s 5 ele acordou e perdeu o sono. Est\u00e1 muito escuro, os amigos todos dormem e ele est\u00e1 inseguro. Duas palavrinhas na mensagem dele cortam seu cora\u00e7\u00e3o: &#8220;me ajuda&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>O que voc\u00ea faz?<\/p>\n<p>Seu desejo imediato \u00e9 entrar na m\u00e1quina de teletransporte e se materializar l\u00e1, no meio de 14 cabanas, 14 colchonetes e 14 moleques, para fazer um cafun\u00e9 no pequeno at\u00e9 que ele durma, sem que ningu\u00e9m perceba. Afinal, voc\u00ea n\u00e3o pode ser menos eficiente do que os super-her\u00f3is que ele tanto venera.<\/p>\n<p>Voc\u00ea tira a m\u00e1quina do esconderijo secreto, mas ela est\u00e1 sem bateria. E agora?<\/p>\n<p>(a) Sugere que ele conte carneirinhos &#8211; ele vai te achar louca.<\/p>\n<p>(b) Grava um \u00e1udio com a can\u00e7\u00e3o de ninar que cantava para ele no ber\u00e7o. Ai, que d\u00e9mod\u00e9&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(c) Pede para ele escutar a playlist &#8220;Deep Sleep&#8221; no Spotify. N\u00e3o, moderno demais.<\/p>\n<p>(d) Recolhe-se \u00e0 sua insignific\u00e2ncia como simples mortal e manda mensagem para a m\u00e3e do aniversariante, morrendo de vergonha por acord\u00e1-la, e pede que ela v\u00e1 acalm\u00e1-lo.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e3es deveriam ter superpoderes. Ponto.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-43768 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/colinahomolog.com.br\/dev\/just-real-moms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/super_bat_mae_maravilha-just_real_moms-1.jpg\" alt=\"Super-Bat-M\u00e3e-Maravilha - por Patr\u00edcia Chaccur\" width=\"640\" height=\"906\" srcset=\"https:\/\/colinahomolog.com.br\/dev\/just-real-moms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/super_bat_mae_maravilha-just_real_moms-1.jpg 640w, https:\/\/colinahomolog.com.br\/dev\/just-real-moms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/super_bat_mae_maravilha-just_real_moms-1-400x566.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Para reler o post anterior da Patr\u00edcia Chaccur, clique<\/em> <a href=\"https:\/\/colinahomolog.com.br\/dev\/just-real-moms\/mae-de-menino\/\">AQUI<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n    <div class=\"xs_social_share_widget xs_share_url after_content \t\tmain_content  wslu-style-1 wslu-share-box-shaped wslu-fill-colored wslu-none wslu-share-horizontal wslu-theme-font-no wslu-main_content\">\n\n\t\t\n        <ul>\n\t\t\t        <\/ul>\n    <\/div> \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Favorite&nbsp; Ol\u00e1! No post de hoje, mais um texto maravilhoso da nossa colunista Patr\u00edcia Chaccur! Tenho certeza de que voc\u00eas se identificar\u00e3o! Mil Bjss &nbsp; &nbsp; \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026 &nbsp; S\u00e3o 6:09 da manh\u00e3 de s\u00e1bado e voc\u00ea recebe essa mensagem do seu filho, no primeiro dia em que ele saiu de casa com um celular para [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":43769,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-43767","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-de-mae-para-mae"},"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v26.6 (Yoast SEO v26.6) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Super-Bat-M\u00e3e-Maravilha - por Patr\u00edcia Chaccur<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/colinahomolog.com.br\/dev\/just-real-moms\/super-bat-mae-maravilha-por-patricia-chaccur\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Super-Bat-M\u00e3e-Maravilha - por Patr\u00edcia Chaccur\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Favorite&nbsp; Ol\u00e1! 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